Predator - NES - No Commentary
0Predator for the NES drops you into the jungle with nothing but instinct, bullets, and bad odds. You play as Major Dutch Schaefer—yes, that Dutch—in a loosely adapted, wildly surreal version of the 1987 film. What starts as a mission against guerrilla forces quickly spirals into a one-man war against an unseen alien hunter, as pixelated chaos unfolds in hot pink jungles and bizarre techno-dungeons.
You’ll swap between side-scrolling run-and-gun stages and mysterious “Big Mode” segments, where Dutch grows larger, enemies weirder, and the action somehow more cryptic. The weapon upgrades range from satisfying to strange, but make no mistake—survival here means learning every pattern, jump, and secret. And when the Predator finally shows up? Hope you’ve got enough firepower… and patience.
More fever dream than faithful adaptation, Predator on NES is what happens when a blockbuster movie meets NES-era game design: janky, punishing, and strangely unforgettable.