Yup, at some point I was going to have to showcase this game. Nobody seems to know if it even got a wide release, and WHERE it would have been released in the first place (the PCB was found in Europe). And of course who the heck this Diatec company is. The current theory which I firmly believe is that this game was shadow developed by a company called Hara Industries, which made previous PTR game Jack the Giantkiller (and got a rating of 1), and a couple other games featured in this stream, Vampire and Joinem. They all share some similar characteristics if you look closely.
Anyways! Who is Uncle Poo? He's an old man who has to find diamonds and moneybags before they get washed away in a flood, while avoiding animal monsters. His only means of defense is to fire "poo" farts out of his butt. Somebody thought this was a marketable idea in 1983.
But the weirdest part about all this? It's..... not a completely terrible game! Taken on its own merits, it's actually kinda fun?? That might be the greatest twist of all. LET'S UNCLE POO
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