Quick Look | Shadow Warrior 2 (2016) This Time It Tries To Be "Ninja III The Domination"...Oh Dear
1Lets me start with this , its sad to see that the visual quality has been so downgraded by YT ... because its the only this this game has got
Young Wang , welcome back you twat... to yet another game that tries too hard to be IN ... for the derp kids of this new shit next-gen digital crap ... welcome back to part 2 , of that mediocre remake , that sold ... to play, yet again a moronic story line , but this time it does not try to be to like a awful Serious Sam clone ... locking you in one room , spawning endless crap ... oh wait, it does ... but wait , now it also tries to clone and be like Doom from 2016 ... with a dash of crazy "Ninja III The Domination" maddens,
oh dear ... all this to fit in , to sell this product... but, at lest they gave the original 1997 Gem, Shadow Warrior free on Gog ( that remastered version, that was broken with too much retouches ... aaaaagggghhhhhh)... The only good thing about it is , at lest its optimized to run like a PC game should, not like a shitty as port console( like any other thing ported to PC) that needs 4x the system req , because we dont know how to rernaster the visuals that where coded to metal (see Silent Hill 2 to get my point ... only the original PS2 version is perfect , Xbox/PC ports are awful)
as for me , this remake part 2 is too moronic ...cant stand the voice actors , the story ... its out of place design (that even the devs knew its shit, adding a comment about this... when the voice actor that plays Wang ,nags about it in every out off place situation ...on every corner) ... simple put it does not have the right theme (or even vision) to make you interested (playing as a perverted old ninja that fights off a daemon invasion, with his Ninja Skills ... a game when you could BE LIKE Sho Kosugi ... is one thing ... but playing as a young one-liner idiot/man baby assassin, that does not know when to shut up in a moronic world, is a other)...
if your a bier fan and a stupid derp, get it ... but for me it was a waste of time , i wanted "9 Deaths of the Ninja" like game, then this "We need to fit in, so lets use all popular 2015-2016 motives to make our game SELL" , yeah...