Game:

Five Nights at Freddy's (2014)

Duration: 7:28

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There wouldn't be VHS scanlines on a game as you play it, hipsters. And you wouldn't see the black bars roll down unless you were recording the footage with a handheld camera, so unless this guy has a Polaroid for a face, we shouldn't be seeing that.

No Atari game looked or played like this. You're mixing up your game generations. If you're going to romanticize the past, do it right.

Also—why does the killer show up to "spook" us just to leave? We still play the game as if nothing happened and the same monster killed us. WhoOoOoOoOoOoOo~

I played this twice when I discovered you could look around to see if I missed any spooks at the start; I didn't.

Even with the Unreal engine and the graphics all the way up, this still looks like garbage.

#indie #horrorgaming #indiegame

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