Robert Plays Banished Ep. 7: Colon has a blockage

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Published on March 7, 2014 2:30:44 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1OXadDWc-M

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Banished (2014)

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You go along thinking, "Gosh, these villagers are pretty capable, guess they can't be all THAT stupid." And then you meet a man like Colon.

You see, Colon has been trapped. Colon has been trapped behind his own house. And rather than, say, open a window and climb into his own bedroom, squeeze in between two houses, or get his feet mildly muddy cutting across the corner of a neighbor's house, Colon has resigned himself to an early death from starvation.

Despite the fact that there's a whole side of venison sitting on the ground there.

We send Delin, who must be the patron saint of stupid people, to build a special bridge just for Colon. A completely useless bridge that nobody will ever use again in fact because it doesn't really go anywhere. Except to Colon.

Stupid Colon.

Will Delin build the bridge before Colon starves, or will Colon join the hallowed ranks of those who won the Darwin Award by dying of audacious levels of sheer idiocy? Only time will tell.

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