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Saints Row IV (2013)

Duration: 9:05

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I'm not lying when I say that out of the two things I learned here (one being how HOT this version of the Daisy Duke outfit is for... obvious reasons), Sad Panda is legit one of my all-time favorite vehicles in this game, and I'm baffled why past me didn't really use it again after this.

I mean it's the perfect murder car, with built-in hit-and-run technology! (Well, more like shoot-and-run, but eh, details). On top of this, it's got a badass eye-patch too! (Courtesy of the customization glitch, because for some reason they gave that customization option to a "non-customizable" vehicle. Go figure.)

If I had to guess (because I honestly can't remember any of the shit that I recorded after beating the game), I probably didn't really use Sad Panda again because this game is just CHALK FULL of bombastic vehicles to use and flex over the poor expendable people of Fake Steelport at your whim, and I simply couldn't stop there! There were still so many awesome choices to terrorize people with!

Also you read that name right. Dildozer. I swear that was in a movie too (about a guy who either time travels or travels to an alternate universe where like EVERYONE but him is dumb as shit and he has to battle a dildozer). It's a literal phallic canon.

Speaking of dildos (which reminded me of Excalibur which reminded me of KonoSuba's Megumin), Megumin's seriously best girl. Totally worth the small edit to slip that in. I expected her and Kazuma to be a (SPOILERS) couple even before I found out it was already CANON in the Light Novel! (Sorry Aqua and Darkness. The baggage you two carry is FAAAR from a handful of feathers.)

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