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Total War: Rome II (2013)

Duration: 1:18:37

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Exactly why Rome 2 failed, from battles that are worse in every aspect from the original, to the campaign, which is an orgy of poorly implemented features that cripple the pacing, to the barebones multiplayer, dubious DLC decisions and quite frankly pathetic polish. I would have called it everything wrong with Rome 2, but that would have just confused all the Cinema sins fans...

That scottish drunkard Volounds Video, A treatise on Rome 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA6BOjqjfvI

That German fuck Zaripts channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/zaript

People in the video that I borrowed footage from without asking like the dirty stooge that I am:

http://www.youtube.com/user/AdrianvonZiegler For the wonderful celtic music track that I swore and cursed over, a really refreshing artist to listen to.

http://www.youtube.com/user/HotPepperGaming for being corperate whores etc whiny indie etc for their vid with that twit from rally point.

http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?619985-Rome-2-humour-thread
For all the memes they made that I used without asking, can't really be fucked to attribute who made what so I'll just scattershot and put the whole thread, you'll find lots of other memes I didn't use. If it takes along time to load the site isn't down its just that everyone is on Total war centre complaining about Rome 2.

https://www.youtube.com/user/WarnerBrosPictures Lord of the Rings Return of the King footage, I downloaded it from a youtuber but its really Warner Brothers so off you go.

http://www.youtube.com/user/FoxMovies for Star wars,

George Lucas for the sheer beauty that was red letter medias brutal deconstruction of your retarded movies. If it wasn't for their hour long pieces complaining about a movie I would have felt like a clown making this review so long. SO GOOD WORK!

That show viking on the history channel, eh fuck finding a link go out and subscribe to foxtell you little shits so I'm not haunted by TV executives.

I dunno who to send you to for 'The Castle', buy it on ITunes, if you ain't Australian you probs won't get many of the jokes though...

All the music was from the Rome 1 official soundtrack. End theme music was from Rome 2 trailer, which was composed by Jeff Van Dyke so that's why it isn't a pile of aids

All footage used under fair use. Probs won't stop the ban bots but lets push the yo to the lo and upload shit, enjoy!

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