Santa in Tarkov??
35'Twas the day after Christmas, you all may just shout,
"Kane, make a Christmas video!", what're you all on about?;
The fat man is tired, he's worked hard you see,
Now's his time to relax, kick back, and let free;
The scavs were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of vodka danced in their heads;
And Rashala in dorms, and I in my hideout,
Had just grizzly'd our wounds for a long wind-down,
When out on the streets there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
AK in my hand, a tech-ed out old Kalash.
The glint on the metal of the sheetmetal floor,
Gave a lustre of daytime to the factory's dull roar,
When what to my wondering eyes did appear?,
But a pissed off old man, in a red hat, with a beard.
With loaded up Saiga, boy that shit must kick,
Yet I knew in a moment, he must be St. Nick.
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At present, Kane has 31,196 views spread across 10 videos for Escape from Tarkov, with his channel currently having around hours worth of content for Escape from Tarkov. This is 37.33% of the total watchable video on Kane's YouTube channel.