Skyrim: Hillbilly Joe Does Not Give A F #1
4Hillbilly Joe is not an intelligent man. Not because he is a hillbilly, I like hillbillies and have a high appreciation for their engineering capabilities. He is not an intelligent man because he is a slightly above-average resident of Skyrim, and the average resident of Skyrim is as stupid as a brick. As a result, Joe is incapable of Alchemy, Enchanting or any magic beyond simple restoration skills. He is a very capable blacksmith, but he can only wear variants of the loincloth because he likes his boys to catch the breeze. He also doesn't wear shoes or boots because he's a hillbilly.
This is Hillbilly Joe. Hillbilly Joe does not give a F.
His life consists of mainly short-term goals like gathering apples, juniper berries or tomatoes (since he cannot make potions, he depends on juices.) He doesn't go out of his way to attack "bad guys" unless he thinks they have tomatoes. At the same time, he will not hesitate to kill anyone who gets in the way of his strange meaningless priorities, and he would absolutely slap a granny to steal her tomatoes. He does not give a F.
Intro Music: Future Gladiator Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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