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Zombies on a Plane (2016)

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To my esteemed associate: I have arrived at my destination having suffered much in the journey. I was thrilled to see that my journey's end brought me to exactly the kind of tropical paradise I have been seeking all these years. As I laid my weary head to rest that first evening (after having secured the services of one of the local girls, if you catch my drift) I was rudely roused by the sound of the cocoa-skinned island girl gnawing on the nape of my neck. This was no gentle love-suckle. She was actually tearing through my flesh. I pushed her from me and saw a pale greenish substance oozing from the wound. Oddly enough, rather than feeling depleted after having suffered such a wound, I actually felt rejuvenated. I feel like an entirely new man. Yes, I know what it sounds like, but I have not ever felt vim and vigor such as this in all my days. The only side effect is that I seem to have developed rather a nasty peckish habit: I can't stop eating human brains. It seems I have exhausted the skulls of all the locals here, and that is precisely why I thought of you. If it's not too much trouble, could you take your brain out of your skull and send it to me by regular post. If it's any trouble whatsoever, I'll be glad to cover the postage. It's just that...how to say this delicately...a brain as developed and gentlemanly as yours should be quite a delicacy when compared with the comparatively crude brains of these islanders. A brain such as yours would truly rival the sweetmeats I had when dining with the tribesmen of Papua New Guinea. I await your response with bated breath, and hope you can accommodate. Yours truly, Lord Chatsworth Pateglutton IV