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Steven Universe: Attack the Light (2015)

Duration: 4:57

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See? The videos aren't necessarily getting LONGER or something crazy just to pad out our running time or something... we can ALSO solve our problems talking things out and solving nice and relaxing puzzles!

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Strawberry Battlefield
Stage 2-2:

Okay, so... can you actually blame me for being a bit confused WHICH part of the slab was the starting point on that puzzle? I mean, we came from the lower left, and why would gems and/or prism creatures know what order the life forms on this planet prefer to read their written symbols? Plus, there's totally an overriding line structure dictating the order, so, without a clear beginning or end point, it's a simple and honest mistake! ... ... ...uh, no, I mean, like... I totally WANTED you to see what it looked like when you didn't make a correct input! Yes! (Nice save!)

Wait, what's this? Another light creature? Like... one of THE big ol' world-endangering-grade head honchos? And not even one that matches the local flavor? (I mean, you HAD to know that there weren't a full seven "worlds" on the select screen to correspond to all the colors of light, right?)

That said... I'm pretty sure this... er... I didn't catch your name, li'l purple fella! ...well, given the theming and structure of the game, I'll just assume it's simply to be known as the Violet Light. I don't think the Violet Light's attempts to communicate can actually be "translated" by cipher or other cryptographic trickery, but I'd certainly be interested to hear otherwise.

Mostly, the repetition of characters don't seem to occur such that they would logically be words... and while the characters themselves seem to be aping the style of the Pokémon Unown, but they seem deliberately over-produced to the point that their resemblances are fairly more ambiguous... and most combinations that one might infer from appearance seem to result in jumbled-letter non-words.

Or I could be dumb. Yep. I did certainly mess up that first puzzle wall, after all.

But that's not all! I also missed SECRETS! ... ... ...not all of which were entirely my fault, of course, but you still have to poke at every nook and cranny! No excuses!

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Uh yeah, this whole episode went by without a single battle. Neat. See?!

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