Teardown! Bulldoze everything in the style of Ocean's Eleven
614Around 17,000 people have suggested I might like to play Teardown and feature it on this video edifice. As such I gave it a try and am now featuring it here, on this video edifice. Because I'm suave, wear a lot of expensive suits and shill terrible coffee "pods" in my spare time I've themed the main crux of this episode in the style of Ocean's Eleven. Sort of. There are fewer casinos, and less of Brad Pitt eating something, but other than that it's near identical.
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