Terraria 4 Life (Official Rap Video)

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Maj0r Lee

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Published on April 14, 2019 7:38:33 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqyJXKDTEoA

Game:

Terraria (2011)

Duration: 2:45

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I like Doom.

Lyrics:
It's Terraria,
the game that makes you gayer than the bay area
you gotta play it to be part of the hysteria
I haven't bathed in a month, bacteria
the amount of hours that I've played is pretty scary
amazing things will happen to your private area
I want to marry a Terraria

It's obvious Terraria is fucking gangster
I'm not even playing ya man, I aint no prankster
I yank turds right out of the Dark Casters
Plantera is my bitch and she knows I'm her master
I'm emotional about all this collecting
The potions will help when everything affects me
You might as well learn from all my perfecting
I go to hell, wall of flesh wasn't expecting
The next thing, return to where I'm nesting
The game is like heroine, it's what I'm injecting
I can't fuckin stand the corrupted biome
It doesn't even matter how many weapons I own
the enemies are making me think that I blow
I gotta go retreat and chill in my zone
I like stone, it brightens up the lights though
demon torches giving the place a really nice glow
but blue light is making me feel like I'm ice cold
the nights go by quick I feel quite old
played this shit so much I'm seeing men in white coats
using the spelunker all I see is bright gold
I fight 3 bosses simultaneously with my eyes closed
Cthulu so many times you could say that my eyes roll
I got the tools
And I'm a loon for the glowing mushrooms
can you survive a blood moon?
gotta kill a bunch of grooms
only with the Masamune
no potion makes you immune
but you'll be strong soon
if you build a bunch of rooms
let the NPCs commune
holy shit a red balloon
what the fuck just happened to my entire afternoon?
Imma turn into a prune
fuck Doom, too much gloom, Terraria is way more hardcore
I play this shit until I don't blink and I think that my eye's sore
I look for some more Chlorophyte ore
I just want to fight more
Golem you're done for
when I play this game I'm a kid in a candy store
the amount of fresh in this game is immense, from the wall of flesh to the lunar events
the only thing you can't build with is cement
the goblin invasion doesn't always commence
Orichalcum armor doesn't have enough defense
and fighting the Moon Lord is pretty fuckin intense
but I'm so good at it like I have a sixth sense
Bought the game four times, multiply the expense
Not playing this game should be a capital offense
and if you didn't buy it twice, that don't make any sense
It's Terraria time,
If you don't like it's a crime
it'll make you lose your mind
what kind of ore will you find?
you're fighting enemy slimes
you're dying multiple times
straight up a rope, you will climb
pirate invasion sometimes
there's just no need to remind
your homework has been assigned
go buy this game and unwind
it's gonna save humankind
you're getting lost in a mine
watch out for Spiked Ice Slime
now grease up your controller with some bacon rinds
You still ain't got the skills, how many holes have you dug?
shout-out to Chippy, he's a straight Terraria thug
The truth is y'all need to shut up and play
or else I'll knock you the fuck out into the milky way
You got a nose bleed? It'd be a bloody shame
if Terraria wasn't in the gaming the hall of fame

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