The Last Jedi Is Amazing (Official Rap Video)
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Lyrics:
Luke is drinking tit milk
Triggered fools who don't get film
Jokes on General Hux actually made me like him
Poe and Finn and Luke and Rey
Learned from all of their mistakes
Saying this film had no development, watch your crack smoke intake
I mean give me a fucking break
You guys are so not awake
Go raise a hundred million dollars, then let's see what kind of shit you make
Misusing words like pacing
Hating on the chase scene
Like the cat horse racing
Why don't you try embracing?
Instead of just debasing
Don't make this a race thing
How could you not be giddy at Luke's stone facing?
Leia knows what they need
Reylo interfacing
Heightening the stakes to a level that we ain't seen
There's so much that you ain't seeing
Poe needs to stop hating
Holdo's underrated and DJ was just baiting
Poe told Finn the plan, DJ heard and now they're waist deep in shit
This fucking fight scene had some grit
And this one was just legit
Don't you get that this is lit?
Holy shit, can't believe I'm rooting for Kylo right now, I did not expect this.
At this point I was satisfied
But then the film really hit its stride
Don't just brush all this aside
Watch the Millennium Falcon fly
Blow that piece of junk out of the sky
You know this rules and shows us that Star Wars has just been purified.
Rian Johnson did his thing
Hit a home run with a single swing
You are just butthurt because you're brainwashed by the right wing
Hating SJWs, why does justice trouble you?
Female force using main character is really just something new
Can't put yourself in a female's shoes
Eating up that fake news
Don't bother seeing Episode 9 because you'll just be more confused.
Amazing Lucas, watch that mucus
Bet you'd like to kiss some of these chicks
But none of them like you cause you diss
Sounding like you gotta take a piss
Your argument has more holes than swiss
You like Episode 2 more than this
You don't get film so you better quit this
Morally bankrupt, you're dismissed.
Geeks and Gamers, what a shame you put the blame on Kathleen
You spew some sexist fucking garbage then ask why she's so mean
"Oh, Rey needs to go through hell or else how could she be so strong?"
I can think of a hundred million reasons why you're watching films wrong.
"Oh, that Ben Shapiro. He is such a beautiful voice."
If I was looking for a fake dick he'd be a logical choice
What a contender. Change your gender. Dick in a blender.
Legal tender. You're a pretender. Got more anger than that Michael Fassbender
Fuck Shapiro, where's Mike Zeroh?
Think I saw him at Yamashiro
Hope you don't get stuck with an icepick after you freeze like Sub-Zero.
Peddling fake leaks though, I'm scrolling through your feed bro
Can't seem to find anything of value here, that afro's weird though
Photoshopping thumbnails
Kylo Ren with a beard
Take this with a grain of salt and just get the fuck out of here.
Luke throwing the saber had more weight than Vader's rage scene
Palpatate your pacemaker
BB-8 the circuit breaker
AT-ST meet your maker
DJ was a code breaker
Canto Bight, the care takers
Rey's parents forsake her
Now that's a filmmaker
Instead, go punch the ticket taker
Now go watch the film again you bunch of Star Wars fan fakers.