[tf2] Peter Griffin vs Team Fortress Domination Quotes

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Published on March 18, 2024 1:00:15 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGNP9r2N0Es

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PETER GRIFFIN CONFIRMED as the TENTH CLASS in the 2037 TF2 MAJOR UPDATE with COMIC 7 EXPLAINING THE LORE.

Scout- Oh so you're from Boston, eh? Uhh.. don't you have a tea party to attend?
You know what? You're just an annoying asshole. Like Meg.
Kids today have it so easy. Back in my day, I'd beat the crap outta you. But now all I can do is just freakin' shoot you to death.
Soldier- Alright, you can't talk down to me mister. I served... in uhhh... da coast guard.
Okay listen Jackass. You think you're better than everyone, but the truth is America is better than everyone. And you're not from America you're from frickin' Ohio.
Soldier (responding to Peter)- WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT JELLY DONUT, PRIVATE PYLE?
YOU WILL SPEND THE NEXT 22 SEASONS BEING DOMINATED, FAT BOY.
YOU'RE LIKE THE SIMPSONS. BUT INSTEAD OF BEING ASIAN, YOU'RE WHITE. SO ACTUALLY THAT'S FINE BY ME.
Pyro- Oh, so you're flame retardant... Eheheheh. Yeah. Retardant. Eheheh.
Sucks for you, I frickin' played Pokemon. Peter uses Water Gun. Oh boy it's super effective.
What the hell you can use the Hadouken? I used that against an Asian guy that one time.
Demoman- Um, what do I press to shoot, now? Okay lets try.. what the- th- YOU SCHTUPID N(ice guy)
Heavy- Wow, I'm sure glad I'm not fat and stupid like you. Eheheheh. Wait a minute.
You're like a hairless giant chicken. And you know what I think about giant chickens.
EHEHEH your sandwiches taste like crap moron. So, uhh... you should just give 'em to me then.
Engineer- Well you think you're so smart huh? Um. Whats 1 Peter plus 1 Lois. 1 SEX, eheheheh.
Okay, you know what? You don't even frickin' play the game. You just let your stupid machine do it for you.
Oh Boy, this reminds me of that one time Uncle Dane played Team Fortress 2.
Medic- I'm a doctor too, y'know that? I give Lois a lot of colonoscopies.
Hey, was that talking head in the fridge yours? Because, uh... I forgot my lunch at home, and I was a little hungry.
What the hell we have the same brand of glasses!
Sniper- Just press F1. F1 we have a stupid ass bot here. Just get 'em out.
Sniper? But I hardly know her. Eheheheh.
Ew is that your frickin' peepee? Okay dats it. Only one thing beats peepee. Good thing I had taco bell yesterday.
Spy- Well, um, Reddit told me that French people are bad. So uh.. take dat.

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