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368Support the stream: https://streamlabs.com/colonelfailure The verdict in last week's INCREDIBLY SCIENTIFIC opinion poll is that the Saturday Night Party People would sooner have more of this sort of business than me driving a train badly. You have spoken. This outcome pleases me, which is the only reason I'm abiding by your decision.
Newcomers to the stream, here's the running order:
- I kick off the stream 10 mins before due to go live. This lets you get settled. Occasionally there are easter eggs. There is always demand for the Bongolian National Anthem despite the fact that doesn't happen unless I'm playing Ron Bongos.
- I start the stream proper. There aren't usually any technical issues.
- Unless I'm in the middle of something in the game, we then do the hello section where I try to say hello to everyone watching at the time. Be ready for this.
- I then do some game stuff for about 2 hours.
- Then I go for a drink and to respool my brain for about 5 mins.
- I then return and the viewers all let me know what the weather is like where they are. I routinely get all American state abbreviations that begin with an M wrong because the abbreviations are illogical. There'll be a Netherlander who deliberately offers me some unpronounceable Dutch business to pronounce.
- This takes about 15 minutes.
- I then do more game stuff.
- The stream then wraps up between 90 mins and 2 hours later. This is when the outro is played. Sometimes I talk over the outro, although that may depend on how knackered I am.
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Behold! While some may describe this section of the video as the link graveyard, I offer you treasures, delights and mischief. This section of the description rarely changes, except when it does (*).
Okay, that's a total lie, it's a link graveyard. It is however delivered with the kind of panache you have come to expect.
Why is any of this interesting? Because I try to make the nonsense that occurs behind each of these links worth your while. You can trust me. No reason is offered why you can trust me, just know that you can.
Let's do the commercial gubbins first. Anything you procure from the below will help out the channel, although I might spend some of the kickbacks I get on "projects". If any of these projects see the light of day, you'll be the first to know.
Would you like a personal video? Maybe you fancy sponsoring the outro, sending a birthday message, life tips or buying a video? Get yourself to the Wisio! https://www.wisio.com/Colonel_Failure
Perchance you would care for some merchandise? Only the very best will do for the Colonel's table! https://freshmerch.fm/collections/colonel-failure
If you'd like to support the channel and get some rather magical bonus videos, access to the lunacy of the Discord channel and more offers to play games than sticks should be shaken at. More importantly you'll be part of the last emergency service - The Fail Brigade. Zesty! Two ways to get with the program-
Option 1 (several different tiers available): Patreon - http://patreon.com/colonelfailure
Option 2 (one size-fits all): YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/colonelfailure/join
Last but not least, if you want to know my current "rig" (that's what we young people call it) consists of visit the ole Amazon storefront where I will tempt you with things, all of which I do not regret using my own personal pocket money on: https://www.amazon.co.uk/shop/colonelfailure
Let us move on from tales of commerce to things more fun-loving.
Do you want to follow a Twitter account that is actually cheerful? Not in the kind of way that offers life-affirming, inspirational text with a waterfall in the background, but in a jolly, acerbic kind of way? Follow me on Twitter. That's what I do. I almost never shill my latest video entertainment. http://twitter.com/cnlfailure
Do you want to know what videos are coming up each week? A few people do. I don't always get around to publishing the schedule, but when I do, I do it on Facebook. Not sure why I chose Facebook, but there you are. http://facebook.com/cnlfailure
Okay, you've made it. You clicked at least two links, now get your reward.
(*) - Today's secret: Yeah, I played some more on my own. I know a few more things now.
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