The Most One Sided Debate in All of Recorded History | David vs Goliath!!! | President vs. Peasant!
4Hi I'm jeff, I'm afraid I might be the more intelligent and capable than anyone in Washington DC, and it scares me.
I am a Florida man and I am hereby announcing my candidacy for Emperor of mars, the American Presidential elections are over 3 years away and that is not soon enough. As Emperor of Mars I would be on equal standing with all leaders of Earth Nations so that they may finally listen to what I have to say because these are words that were spoken 3 years ago.
If elected I will swear an oath to developing an education system available to all people of earth, one that is so fun it seems like a game and it's such an advanced system that it actually rewards students for their achievements, rewards that can be traded on a marketplace for credit that could be used to play games at the mall or buy food if your family is struggling. I also pledge to keep the lasting peace that has blessed the people of mars for centuries beyond Earth's written history for ironically not a single war has ever battle has ever been waged on the planet named for the God of War.
I have 100% of the backing of the Martian race but that is not enough. Their elections require that I make an appeal to all nations of earth to show support for my campaign to prove that I can negotiate with all peoples of one planet on behalf of another.
Show your support today! Vote The Many Talented One to become Emperor of Mars!
Deus Megamanus Ex Machina, Megatherium Jeffersonii Alexander, Lucem Afferentem
I am the hand of destiny, Jefferson's Giant Claw, Defender of Man, The Lightbringer
I am the sleeping giant and I have awoken, together we may break free of this cycle of wrath!
-"He has waged cruel war against human nature itself, violating it's most sacred rights of life & liberty in the persons of a distant people who never offended him, captivating & carrying them into slavery in another hemisphere, or to incur miserable death in their transportation thither. this piratical warfare, the opprobrium of infidel powers, is the warfare of the CHRISTIAN king of Great Britain. determined to keep open a market where MEN should be bought & sold, he has prostituted his negative for suppressing every legislative attempt to prohibit or to restrain this execrable commerce: and that this assemblage of horrors might want no fact of distinguished die, he is now exciting those very people to rise in arms among us, and to purchase that liberty of which he has deprived them, & murdering the people upon whom he also obtruded them; thus paying off former crimes committed against the liberties of one people, with crimes which he urges them to commit against the lives of another."
The Declaration of Independence (Original Draft),
Thomas Jefferson, Author
***********The Many Talented Mr. Jefferson************