The Pizza Time Players Youtube Show Episode One - Pizza's Fine
134Here's Chuck E. Cheese and friends in a FANMADE vintage-style sketch!
(To the tune of "Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast)
CHUCK: Pizza's fine, pizza's fine
When you're goin' out to dine
There's no stoppin' our toppin's
At least it beats turpentine
Sure, it runs
Sure, there's grease
But it's edible at least
Well, that last part needs debating
JASPER: Chuck, your voice is getting grating!
What you need now, Big C's
Southern hospitality
And there's none out there that can compare to mine
So sit up on your barstools
This stuff loosens our stools
Pizza's fine, pizza's fine, pizza's fine
Come on in
Have a seat
Have some pizza, have some meat
We're so nice here and inviting
And the pizza's right for biting
You look starved
You look bleak
But right now as we all speak
Pasqually is baking food that
So far has barely been spewed at
Start the show
Start the songs
We've been waiting for so long
MUNCH: And it sure beats sitting
Reading R.L. Stine
JASPER: The door's are always open
And we're really hopin'
That it's fine
Read the sign
You are free here to recline
ALL: Pizza's fine, pizza's fine, pizza's fine
CRUSTY: There was a sad schism
When I chose my Comunism
I can't help it, folks
I just have to be me
Sure, I'm fairly undereducated
How great do you want a cat to be?
Chuck E.'s been redesigned
Now that makes it several times
It's shame that we're outdated as it is
Pretty soon we'll be put out to pasture
Luckily there's Youtube for the fans and even the n00bs
PASQUALLY: Pizza's fine, pizza's fine
There's more coming, so don't whine
It's surprising, appitzing
Nothing is better than mine
If you're done, I'll take that
The kitchen's my habitat
If you're starving and you're famished
I can even make a sandwhich
MUNCH: Try the crust, try the cheese
Oh, it brings me to my knees
By the way, I'm Munch
That's Mr. Munch to you
And while the crowds are swarming
We'll just keep performing
It's what we do
EVERYONE ELSE: What we do
MUNCH: What we do
EVERYONE ELSE: What we do
ALL: Pizza Time, what a place
Escaping the human race
It's not good, not that great
But I'd say that we're decent-rate
Lots of fun
Lots of games
You might see some real big names
If you are a fan of his-tory
Soak this all up in it's glory
CHUCK: Here we go
With the show
I'm the greatest rat you know
EVERYONE ELSE: Hopefully you don't know many of his kind
ALL: We're gonna sing our hearts out
A good way to start out
Pizza's fine
Pizza's fine
Pizza's fine
Our pizza's fine!!!
CHUCK: More or less.