When You're a Robot (An unofficial Rock-afire Explosion song)

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I wrote and performed a song parody for the Rock-afire to sing about the tough time they have performing in an average Showbiz Pizza Place. Hope you enjoy!

LYRICS:
(To the tune of “When You’re an Addams” from The Addams Family)
BILLY BOB: When you’re a robot
LOONEY BIRD: You feel an existential terror
BILLY BOB: When you’re a robot
BEACH BEAR: You may dream of electric sheep
FATZ: You do the same shows ‘cause you’re on repeat
MITZI: You cannot dance because of bolted feet
DOOK (sarcastic): What a treat

FATZ: When you’re a robot
BILLY BOB: You wish a lot of “Happy Birthdays”
FATZ: When you’re a robot
EARL: The kids try to climb on the stage
DOOK AND BEACH BEAR: We’re entertainers at heart, yes
And we play catchy beats
But we’re still robots
ROLFE: So kids, please stay in your seats

MITZI: When you’re a robot
DOOK: The music must drown out your creaking
MITZI: When you’re a robot
BEACH BEAR: You’d better get used to the tunes
FATZ: Thanks to the programming, you play it right
BILLY BOB AND LOONEY BIRD: One bright side is that you won’t have stage fright

EARL: When you’re a robot
ROLFE: You fear the day when they replace you
EARL: When you’re a robot
ROLFE: You dread the new holiday shows
ROLFE AND EARL: When Santa and Miss Liberty
Show up, you may be junk
When you’re a robot
LOONEY BIRD: I hope it isn’t Uncle Klunk

FATZ: The clothing slips, the rubber rips
MITZI: The metal rusts somewhere near your hips
BEACH BEAR: The kids throw pizza and drinks and chips
DOOK: You aren’t well-maintained
FATZ: There’s no repair, no one seems to care
MITZI: Hardly anyone is aware
BEACH BEAR: It’s too much for us bots to bare
DOOK: The lack of love’s a pain

ALL: When you’re a robot
FATZ: Some kids may view you as traumatic
ALL: When you’re a robot
BILLY BOB: Some kids may be your biggest fans
ALL: Yes, some kids run and others cry
But some enjoy the show
When you’re a robot
Those kids make your metal heart grow
When you’re a robot
They make the job worth it, you know