The REAL Ganondorf Challenge (Pit)

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Published on November 11, 2009 1:45:57 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZSSGgFRN48

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Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008)

Duration: 3:16

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During the attack exploiting the Master Knight's absence in handling the Hyphy Movement, the San Francisco Bay Area residents who prove that it doesn't deserve to be called the "Yay Area", the shallow girls who would say "wanna suck my pee" just to mock him, and the Oakland rioters, another tough dark clone attacks Pit. It's a fast Ganondorf one, and he claims to want revenge for causing him to be a minor minion of Meta Knight's, except Pit is not fooled. However, Pit finds out quickly that he can't fire arrows, then the dark clone laughs and says that the powers of light have weakened recently because of all the Heroic Sociopaths and Painting The Hero Black. In the meantime, the powers of darkness have become stronger because of all the spoiled people who learn to become indifferent, and thanks to this, in 3 minutes, he will be reinforced and seal Pit's fate. Pit nevertheless stays up and fights back....

This is far better than that ridiculous challenge that Smashboards uses. Seriously, get hit once and you fail that challenge. It should be renamed to "Ganondorf Patience Tester." I'd rather be Olimar trying to deal with a chestnuts can than have to put up with that. Here. I removed that ridiculous condition in exchange for Fast Brawl and Damage Gauge Off, because at least then I don't automatically fail in like 2 seconds.

Here are the rules of the Ganondorf Patience Tester in case anybody wants to be a big time masochist and try it out:
"A 3 stock, 2 minute match on Battlefield, versus a Lvl 9 Ganondorf.

"You must JV 4 stock him. Don't get hit. Don't die. The last life cannot be a suicide kill, even if he dies first. Also no edge hogging, you can only kill him off the edge by legitimately gimping him (i.e. spiking him or knocking him out so far that he can't return). If he kills himself, restart! No free kills!

"If you take damage from being off the screen (the top or bottom) you lose. No damage. Have fun."

Yeah. Good thing I was going for 5 stock, 3 minutes, which has a lower average time limit for each stock. (3 stock, 2 minutes has an average of 40 seconds, while 5 stock, 3 minutes has an average of 36.) And the Fast Brawl condition is more fun than a no damage run. And I'll grant that the weenie suicided early on during the second stock, but I got the 3 legit kills within the first 2 minutes. A shame the last kill took 50-some seconds, but oh well.

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