THIS ISN'T A CAR - A Batman Song [by Random Encounters]
3,336An original song by Random Encounters
Batman's like a dog chasing cars -- he wouldn't know what to do with one if he rode it.
ITUNES ➤ https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/this-isnt-a-car-a-batman-parody-song-feat-peter-srinivasan/id575306888?i=575307267&app=itunes
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ARKHAM ROCK OPERA ➤ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeGxemEYZpU
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LYRICS:
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
It could be a motorcycle,
Or maybe a unicycle!
(Possibly a paracycle,
If those exist!)
An Oscar Meyer weiner truck!
A submarine or six-wheeled duck!
A roller skate or hockey puck!
(That'd be a cool ride!)
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! (It's not a car, baby!)
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
Maybe it's a motor boat,
Thanksgiving Day parading float,
Or just a scruffy billy goat,
Or ALL THE ABOVE!
It's a Dr. Seuss machine
That's engine's powered up with steam
And piloted by Charlie Sheen!
(He's got tiger blood!)
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! (Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!)
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
This ain't a car; not sure what it is, though.
All I know is what I ride's the shiz, yo!
A jeep! A tank! A fish! A plank!
A broom! A bomb! A llama!
A bike! A ball! A toilet stall!
I'm riding on yo' momma!
I'm on a jet! Now I'm riding on a bag pipe!
I'm on a camel! Upside down on a stalactite!
A glider or TIE fighter or a giant mecha spider!
I ride go karts, Humphrey Bogart, parts of Large Hadron Colliders!
I'm on Titanic! Now I'm rolling on a boulder!
I'm on a zeppelin! Now I'm riding Alfred's shoulders!
I'm on a bus inside a whale hung from a space ship!
I'm on a pig, inside a wheel -- we're on a film strip!
I'm on balloons hooked to a jet-packed parachuter!
Now I'm singing in the shower on YouTube on your computer!
I'm hanging from a train! I'm on a plane! I'm jousting Bain!
Lamborghini's more my thingie! Shut you face up, Michael Caine!
It could be a UFO! A tidal wave of Cheerios!
An Autobot, for all we know!
They'd make a sweet team!
A boomerang! A giant bat!
A Pinkie Pie! A cowboy hat!
A rainbow, pop-tart Nyan Cat!
Oh, go, Batman, go!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! (Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!)
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car! Not a car!
Oh, this isn't a car!
Not a car!