Game:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tournament Fighters (1993)

Duration: 20:31

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It was a quiet day for Sisyphus. He was vibing with the spider in the jungle and all was well and good. All of the sudden, he gets a phone call from the turtles. It looks like Krang has stolen Master Splinter. Sisyphus knew what time it was. Not only would he help save Splinter, but maybe he could make some friends.

He looked at everyone else and said "Take a back seat. I want all of these clones to myself!". He went into the spaceship and went to every planet. Every clone was more than ready to dizzy him in one hit and melt his life bar in a matter of seconds. That didn't matter to Sisyphus. In the end, all he wanted was to make some friends. He did this by hugging them to a ludicrous amount of time (which wouldn't sound bad, except MAYBE he was going too far with how tight he was hugging them). One by one, the clones were going down by his generous amount of hugs. Sisyphus would laugh as he grabbed his opponents. It may seem like an insult for him to call them punks, but it's not every day that Sisyphus stops a fight by hugging others.

Sisyphus wondered, "Why do they fall asleep from my hugs?". He was never one to read bedtime stories, and yet it never crossed his mind that maybe the hugs were a grab that you couldn't mash out of and was more or less a guaranteed touch of death since he can hug them again before they get up. Nonetheless, he put the clones to sleep (as he would say in his own words). Still going through his adventure with smiles and hugs, he finally reached Triceraton. The dinosaur looked REALLY hungry, but Sisyphus assumed he skipped lunch. As usual, Sisyphus went up to him and gave him a bug hug that wouldn't stop. Triceraton would fall asleep to this as well. The dinosaur in the background of the stage didn't even blink. Does this matter? Of course not.

Sisyphus would do the same to Krang's android. Unfortunately, the hugs broke the android and made it malfunction. Sisyphus didn't care though. It's just a machine, and Sisyphus is just a bug. Bugs don't pay bills, they just hug things out. Karai appeared with an audacious laugh. This laughter would end immediately when Sisyphus walked up and hugged her as she was dizzy from being anti-aired for the 2nd time into a meaty projectile. Karai was devastated by her defeat. Sisyphus was very confused, but that's okay. He made a lot of friends along the way. With Master Splinter free and everyone happy, Sisyphus heads back to the jungle.

Little did everyone know that this was the last time we would ever see Sisyphus. The only ones who did were the ones that know how utterly broken and unfair this game is. It was obvious that his hugs were way too strong for the universe to handle. I mean come on. This bug literally went to 9 planets, a factory, and Karai's house by hugging everyone. No fighting game is ready to balance something like that. But at the very least, Sisyphus was happy with his life. He may have only had one appearance to shine, but the hugs he gave to everyone will never be forgotten.

(Don't take this description seriously I made this up in like 2 minutes).

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