wet subnautica - an AI generated story

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NouieMan

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Published on October 20, 2020 9:17:19 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOK7WuFikpE

Game:

Subnautica (2018)

Duration: 4:32

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you waited months for this.... i'm sorry.

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Wet Subnautica
A Short Story
by HEEEEEEEEEEEEEh
Ryley Robinson had always hated Wet Subnautica with its wicked, whispering Water. It was a place where he felt relaxed.

He was a tight-fisted, admirable, beer drinker with chubby eyebrows and wide fingers. His friends saw him as a bored, big bear. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for a klutzy injured bird. That's the sort of man he was.

Ryley walked over to the window and reflected on his Watery surroundings. The sleet rained like hopping foxes.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Levi Leviathan. Levi was a controlling wally with wobbly eyebrows and slimy fingers.

Ryley gulped. He was not prepared for Levi.

As Ryley stepped outside and Levi came closer, he could see the agreeable smile on his face.

"I am here because I want Death," Levi bellowed, in a bold tone. He slammed his fist against Ryley's chest, with the force of 9470 monkeys. "I frigging hate you, Ryley Robinson."

Ryley looked back, even more sleepy and still fingering the stripy book. "Levi, Its like the movies kid," he replied.

They looked at each other with concerned feelings, like two tame, tart tortoises singing at a very giving carol service, which had orchestral music playing in the background and two snooty uncles hopping to the beat.

Ryley regarded Levi's wobbly eyebrows and slimy fingers. He held out his hand. "Let's not fight," he whispered, gently.

"Hmph," pondered Levi.

"Please?" begged Ryley with puppy dog eyes.

Levi looked puzzled, his body blushing like a nasty, new newspaper.

Then Levi came inside for a nice drink of beer, before being microwaved

THE END

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