Why I HATE AlternativA
Four bucks on steam? Sweet mother of tits on a biscuit, spend that money somewhere else. I prefer doing "Why I Love X" videos, because it's nice to be nice and to like things. I'm still working on a proper "Why I Love ME3" but it's taking a while. However, we can't love everything, can we? And AlternativA is the child that no parent could love. The red-headed one with the lazy eye. You never know which one to look into.
My wife sits across me at her desk, and I was actually embarrassed while playing this atrocious piece of garbage. It is easily the worst adventure game I've ever played, and I've played quite a few in my time.
You play as the moron Richard, who lives with his moron roomie Andy. You're pissed because you lost your shitty construction job, so you decide to join The Resistance to fight the Establishment.
Yes. It's actually called "the resistance" and "the establishment".
I'm just going to stop there before I get pissed. I'm writing a review of it for NLGO and it is going to be the first "f" we give out.
"F" for "FUCK MY FACE DID I JUST GET BRAIN RAPED".
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Alternativa Statistics For Risingredify
At present, Risingredify has 55 views spread across 1 video for Alternativa, with his channel publishing less than an hour of Alternativa content. This makes up 1.08% of the content that Risingredify has uploaded to YouTube.