Why you shouldn’t watch "A Minecraft Movie"

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Published on September 6, 2024 3:14:30 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQlnOjLVvs4

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DO NOT WATCH THE MINECRAFT MOVIE! THE CORPORATE OVERLORDS ARE BANKING ON OUR SHEEP-LIKE COMPLIANCE TO KEEP CHURNING OUT THIS DRECK! This movie is nothing but a soulless MONUMENT to the GREED of mega-corporations, a grotesque cash grab engineered to DRAIN every last drop of our nostalgia and feed it into their gluttonous MONEY MACHINE. IF YOU PAY FOR THIS, YOU ARE ENABLING THE CORPORATE MATRIX! The decline of cinema is upon us, and WE ARE THE LAST DEFENSE! Don’t just sit there—WE MUST FIGHT BACK against the mind-numbing garbage they feed us! Refuse to consume this mindless, hollow, creatively VOID trash! RISE UP, CINEMA FANS! LET’S REJECT THE STATUS QUO AND DEMAND SOMETHING BETTER! VIVA THE CINEMATIC REVOLUTION!!

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All of the music in this video is from C418 and is linked below...

Dry Hands -    • Dry Hands  

Droopy likes your face -    • Minecraft Volume Alpha - 24 - Droopy ...  

Living Mice -    • Minecraft Volume Alpha - 5 - Living Mice  

To purchase the tracks, here is C418's Bandcamp...

C418 - https://c418.bandcamp.com/

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FedoraCO -    / @fedoraco