Game:

Battle Monsters (1995)

Duration: 1:54

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If this is what Battle Monsters is like I'm gonna play it. XBLA port pwease?

This is The_None's Kaf Ka and I like it. Combo system's a bit weird but anyway. This guy here is an unspecified-regioned trickster wizard practicing ancient arts who listens to gangsta rap, Dr. Dre specifically. That's fucking brilliant. He can also turn those weird balls around him into bats and even the Death Star, which I thought was great. His AI's fucking merciless though so if you're one of those lot who prioritize AI over all else, you're in luck. Otherwise, get this guy and hopefully, get Melvana's Heart Heat Harn just to be kind. And get Battle Monsters, too.

And Rajaa's Wallachia, named and spelt after the Romanian City and not the non existent R variant Japan invented out of necessity. I'm no Wallachia expert but so far he feels good and as with the others the AI is tough enough to keep things interesting. You might remember him as the voice of Casual Ebil Roo. Yeah I know I suck at reviews nowadays. All I can say is this guy's good and you oughta give him a shot if you wanna have fun.

I hope Youtube doesn't turkey slap me for that snippet of Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg at the end.