YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND (Wilbur Soot) - Discord Sings
3,441Our strange, stupid Discord Server sings the oh so requested Your New Boyfriend by @WilburPlays. Like all the others it's a weird one. Put on your seatbelt and grab some popcorn cause this one's worse than Wellerman.
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Outro song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxoD9GmU7_4
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Credits:
Creator of the original: Wilbur Soot
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa0Swz3X1cQ
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Lyrics:
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm twenty-six and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an 4rsehole
(Woo)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like n*d3
I'm not g*y, though
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were seventeen
She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were seventeen
How on earth could I be saved?
When I'm one click away from ins*ne
I just think that I deserve
A little bit of what I earned
I'm not gonna make another scene
The one I made when I was twenty-three
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
'Cause even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an 4rseh*le
I think about you every day (every day)
So how on earth can I be saved? (can I be saved?)
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)
'Cause you're a beauty
And you're grace (and you're grace)
Your telephone calls are my favorite place
And I want you to notice me
With no r3str*ining order, please (Jason Derulo)
Want you to care
Want to smell your hair
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