ZOMBIE BORDERLANDS BUT BAD! - A Funny Dead Island 2 Micro-Review
5A funny Dead Island 2 Review in 30 seconds by a sarcastic Canadian who talks fast and GENUINELY tries not to hate the things you love. No spoilers and transcript included in description.
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Transcript: So, is this game supposed to be zombie Borderlands or not?
The aesthetics skews that way—a little—as does the fact the game advertises weapon rarity, ARPG side-quests and humor. But then, why the fuck does your weapon break? Why is the game filled with shitty puzzles? Why was there so much effort spent on the dismemberment system that, honestly, I stopped noticing three swings in? If you can’t pick a lane, don’t be surprised if I get confused at your schizophrenic mess of a game and just stop playing. Oh, Hac, you’re overthinking it. It’s not supposed to be a looter. It’s just a zombie bashing game. Yeah, great, so what makes your zombie game stand out from the hundred thousand others I can be playing, of which 99,993 are better than you? No sale.