RUINS THE 90s FOR YOU! - A Funny Crime Boss: Rockay City Micro-Review
3A funny Crime Boss: Rockay City Review in 30 seconds by a sarcastic Canadian who talks fast and GENUINELY tries not to hate the things you love. No spoilers and transcript included in description.
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Transcript: So, Payday but with the old-school sentimentality of… the fucking 90s?
Really? Well, I guess strictly speaking that was decades ago but in my rotting old man brain internet will always be a new invention and yes, that fucking includes dial-up so fuck it, Payday with the modern sensibilities of mid-90s cool which happens to include a bunch of old dudes you might have seen in movies who all sound like they’re delivering their lines at gunpoint. Also, roguelike elements for some reason. Guys, maybe next time spend some of the budget actually making the game instead of hiring actors who obviously hate you but until then just wait till this hits the bargain dumpster price it was obviously destined for. And then still don’t buy it because it’s shit.