Welcome to Bumurai—home of the broke wandering warrior with extremely expensive gaming habits.

I review games after actually playing them, hunt platinum trophies that destroy my remaining sanity, and talk about combat, bosses, builds, and everything developers probably hoped I wouldn’t notice.

Expect honest game reviews, chaotic commentary, Soulslike suffering, samurai obsession, ridiculous builds, and the occasional game that makes me question why I paid full price.

Drop a coin in the cup and join the journey.

Broke in coin. Rich in opinions.

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Dark Souls II

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Elden Ring (2022)

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Dark Souls (2011)

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