About Toothless Goblin
Here’s a fun fact: I really do have no teeth. It’s not just a figure of speech; an accident left me without them. But you know what? That just means when I say I’m "all gums" about a game, I’m speaking the truth. And let’s be honest, it adds a certain flair
Have you ever encountered an old-school gamer? You’d know if you did. They’re the type who can tell you more tales from pixelated realms than stories from their actual last five years on Earth. They have war stories from battles fought on blocky battlefields and legends of high scores that were whispered through online forums like epic ballads. Their fingers are more flexible than a circus acrobat’s, able to pull off combinations that would make a pianist weep.
Introducing them to a new game is a sight to behold. It’s like tossing a cat into a cardboard box—it doesn’t matter how unfamiliar it is, they’ll wiggle, squirm, and somehow squeeze themselves in until they’re comfortably conquering it.
