About Toxi-Craft Gaming
Hi there! Sup! Yello! And welcome aboard. I will be your host today on our flight through the internet, and we hope you enjoy your stay. Before we take off there are a few things you must first know to ensure your health and safety. In the common event of emergency such as terrible puns and stupidity overloads, the emergency exits can be located to the top right hand corner of the screen. For mac users, the top left hand corner of the screen, and for all IOS, android, etc users, the bottom centre of your device. All beverages and in flight snacks are free of charge, provided you pause a moment and go get them yourself. Headphones are not advised as earbleed is a common denominator whilst aboard. Our captain has now turned on the fasten seatbelts sign, so please click the strap of your crash helmet, goggles, and padding firmly over all open skin on your body. We hope your stay is pleasurable, and thank you for flying air TCG.
~ Sam Clark
