99 Problems (Don's Best Stunts)
111Incase anyone wanted to download the song, it would really help me out - https://itun.es/gb/tNbw9
Sorry for the delay, I kept remaking the beat cus I didnt like it, this version is alot more punchy haha.
Here's the lyrics -
If you failing all your stunts I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a stunt ain't one,
1st verse
I got my bati in matte black, I ride like the bat,
Man saying I'm dull cus all my whips like that,
Trolls and critics saying he can't stunt he just raps,
Well check this stunt son! Let me see u reenact?!
You claim to know the way but u ain't even on the map,
Once you reach 10k, you can gimme a slap,
Knock me off my cocky stool, don a ron'll be back,
I know I got a way to go, wish I could press fast forward,
Got beef with community channels they ain't want my vids,
What am I? Too good for yall? Hell no! Gimme credit,
Had a lot of channels not link me in the panels,
So they can get the glory and keep me in my bubble,
With just 10k subs, tell me I don't deserve a couple,
100 thousand, make it, a million,
I'm the don a Ron, and I won't stop going,
I got 99 problems but a vid ain't one, hit me!
Chorus
If u having creative probs, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a vid ain't one,
Verse 2
Yea I'm a stuntor, got the pedal to the floor,
Whether I'm on a bike, or in a two door,
I won't quit till I hit it, my fingers sore,
And when I finally do, I go looking for more,
No I don't need to sleep, stunts pulled like red bull,
Gets me pumped, like your mother, when she's had a few,
So I, head to the bar that she calls her local,
"Hey are you Aaron? The youtuber my kids adore?"
Why yes I am, it's nice to meet you ma'am,
So your kids watch my vids I love to meet my fans,
What are they're names? I can sign this napkin...
"Well just make it out to an outlaw penguin..."
"He always watches ur vids, used to comment some shi.."
"Like 'u can't even stunt!' Hah he's such a prick"
Ah yea I think I know, that was a long time ago,
I even included him in a montage, he never said thank u,
"Well I hope it's water under the bridge cus you seem like a nice lad",
"It'd be a shame to end the night when it's just getting heated..."
Ooh you sexy as hell,
Ain't I seen you on the net or something,
You tryn seduce me or something?
"Well I'm not on xvids, but have u checked youjizz?"
Well no, but after tonight I guess I won't need to,
Cus I'm going back to your house to give you a seeing too.
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Chorus
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but your mum ain't one,
Verse 3
Now once apon a time, not too long ago,
The don a Ron, couldn't hit a stunt at all,
But he persevered, tried to learn the techniques,
It took weeks, and what he earned, was a critique,
From the best stunters around, I talked to them,
Well renowned, every one of them helped me out,
And with that, they put me on the map,
And so I say thank you, I mean that,
But let's get back to the stunting, gliding bikes look stunning,
Doing 80 through the air like it don't mean nuttin',
And that's dumb shi, that fuels our adrenaline,
I failed 90 times but I won't stop trying,
Hitting on a wall, turned down again,
Not landing a fall, "it flattened him",
Crash into a fool, damn pedestrian,
Will I ever hit this stunt, I'm be slacking,
Oh but don't quit, think satisfaction,
That you will have and their reaction,
Once you land this shi... You'll be dusted and done,
I got 99 problems but a stunt ain't one hit me.
Chorus
If you failing all your stunts I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a stunt ain't one,