A Hollow Anime Review: Kino's Journey | TALKING MOTORCYCLES!
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End Music: "Tachi" by Ed Harrison (from the NeoTokyo OST)
You can find it here: https://edharrison.bandcamp.com/
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HOLY CRAP! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FACE?! OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FEET?! OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- WHAT IS UP WITH THIS MUSHROOM?! IT'S THe SIZE OF A SKATEBOARD THAT'S BEEN CHEWED UP BY OTHER CHEWED SKATEBOARDS! HOW DID MY ENTIRE BODY TURN INTO A PLANET?!!
Wait... now I remember. It must have been the fudge bar I ate that had all those warning labels that my body would be susceptible to magic attacks and spells... but I ate it anyway because I love choclate fudge. Yeah, weird how that turns out, especially since the surgery done to my toe was a really long one. I was walking down a dirt road an suddenly a mouse bite my tow through my shoe. It was probably from the Boclopianic System 5-quintillion light-years away. I wonder how it got there... and how did my body turn into a planet?!
But oh well. Kino's Journey probably has an answer to how I turned into a planet. Released in 2003, I hadn't gotten around to watching it until earlier this year, and I probably should have. It even has A TALKING MOTORCYCLE! YEAH, THIS TIME I'M NOT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SOME ALIEN JELLY PARASITE OR A DRUG I PULLED OUT OF MY ASSHOLE'S ASSHOLE'S ASSHOLE! I'm totally sane, CAN'T YOU TELL?!!!!
Whatever, a new review, kiddie-vickies. It took too long. I've travelled such a long distance for this moment where I can sit back and let gravity do the rest... or something. I honestly don't know how this works. I got all my knowledge about science from this one octopus I helped. He had car troubles and I fixed it by licking the gas tank and rubbing the motor with my pinkie; it ran like a dream afterwards.
The world is such a strange place.
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Clips from:
- Kino's Journey/Kino no Tabi (A.C.G.T. & Sentai Filmworks)
- Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni (Studio Deen & FUNimation & Siren Visual)
- Planetes (Sunrise & Bandai Entertainment)
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