A Normal Day Until…
1AFTERMATH STORY TIME!
Fomortiis: You’re joking, right?
Edelgard: About the part where Linhardt stopped being a lazy bum or the part about Fallen Dimitri being summoned?
Fomortiis: The part where you said that we needed to separate him and your Fallen alternate??
Edelgard: I never brought that up.
Fallen Morgan (F): Yeah, but we all know that sooner or later, our Summoner is picking them as the free bonus after the last 5 summons, which she plans to do tomorrow after she gets back from her home world’s club thing.
Fallen Julia: Huh…? What… is that…?
Lyon: I don’t know what that is either.
Eirika: You mean the club thing, you two? I don’t know. Ephraim?
Ephraim: Nope. Duo?
Duo Lyon: Nuh-uh.
Duo Ephraim: Not a clue.
Young Innes: Don’t care about it.
Young Tana: *shrugs before looking at Fallen Morgan (F)* Auntie?
Fallen Morgan (F): Beats me. I’m not about to follow her to find out. Female Grima told me that it wasn’t anything worth our time to go bother her about.
Linhardt: *yawns* It’s not like it’s any of our business to pry into her daily life…
Young Lyon: Uncle Misty? What’s going on here?
Fomortiis: Not now, Lyon. The adults are talking here, we just have someone new coming over.
Reginn: Wait… He calls YOU “Uncle Misty” now?!
Fomortiis: What of it?
Reginn: *starts snickering* Geez Louise… Of all things to call you by, he calls you that…!?
Fomortiis: *starts growling at Reginn*
Reginn: *she starts laughing and rolling over on the floor* Oh my gosh, Uncle Misty! That has to be soooooooo embarrassing for you to put up with!
Young Lyon: …What’s she talking about?
Fomortiis: *growls louder*
Fallen Morgan (F): Uh, dad?
Fomortiis: What, Morgan!?
Fallen Morgan (F): You may want to stop growling at her, I think someone is coming.
Fomortiis: Oh please, like that’s going to stop me from getting angry. What could possibly stop me from making her my next pin cushion if she doesn’t stop laughing at me?
Edelgard: *her face pales and she starts backing away from Fomortiis*
Fallen Morgan (F): *she notices Edelgard backing up and starts to do likewise, albeit with a straight face*
Fomortiis: Seriously, name me one person who would have the guts to even get near me besides Young Lyon, Fallen Morgan over here, and my girlfriend. I dare one of you to name me someone who would dare get near me, let alone test my patience.
*everyone else, including Reginn, had been backing away from Fomortiis as he was talking*
Fomortiis: *he doesn’t realize that everyone was backing away from him* “Oh, look at me, I’m old enough to go make fun of a freaking powerhouse because of a stupid nickname he was given.” WHO IN THEIR OWN MIND LIKES TO TRY DOING THAT TO MY FACE AGAIN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!?
*by now, someone towering over 6 feet and has an ominous aura around them is standing behind Fomortiis and glaring at him*
Fomortiis: …Why the hell are all of you walking away from me?
Young Lyon: *scared shitless and shaking* U-U-U-U-Uhhhh… M-M-M-Mayb-b-b-be a-ask h-h-him…!? *he points behind Fomortiis*
Formortiis: *gets confused* What?
Duo Lyon: H-He means look behind you.
Fomortiis: …Why-?
Lyon: JUST TURN AROUND, YOU MORON!
Fomortiis: I swear, none of you better be pulling some kind of elaborate joke or there will be blood to-
???: So… you’re after blood as well…
Fomortiis: 😳 What the… *he turns around to see that there is a very vengeful looking ass 6 foot 3 grownass guy glaring at him like he was prey* 😨 Ohhhh shit…
Fallen Dimitri: ……
Duo Lyon: 😶 You were saying about-
Fomortiis: Oh, shut up, Duo, I know what I said!
Fallen Dimitri: Are you guys supposed to be part of this… “Order of Heroes?”
*nobody says a thing*
Fallen Dimitri: …
Fomortiis: *in his mind* I think I peed myself because of his appearance…
Young Lyon: Uhhh… yes?
Young Tana: PLEASE DON’T HURT US, MISTER! WE’RE TOO YOUNG TO DIE! 🥺
Fallen Dimitri: Only if any of you try to stand in my way of my goal… Otherwise, just stay out of my way.
Fallen Morgan (F): …I think I’m gonna like this Dimitri.
Fomortiis: YOU ARE NOT DATING ANYBODY, YOUNG LADY!
Clip used for this video aside from my screen recorder:
Pinkie Pie Gasping: https://youtu.be/A-XUNzHpiLw
Song used for part of the video: Panic Room by AU/RA