Armadillo Racing - Smoked Ham-ass - MCIHAD
1We talk everything from proper 3D Sonic design theory and the proper categorization of dreams to hypothetical ass disorders as we sample this effluvial but yeomanly mid-90’s effort by Namco. Far be it from me to harshly criticize a game that is not only 20 years old but is also very clearly aimed at children, but wow, Namco, two whole tracks AND a perfunctory bowling mini game? Our cups runneth over! Is it needlessly bitter to levy this opprobrium at this game when it is honestly something of a technological pioneer and, as mentioned, intended for children? Categorically, yes. But I think you’ll find that most Let’s Players are bitter, twisted and spiteful wraiths, lashing out at the world that has refused to provide a niche from within which they may prosper.
Fittingly, this is the episode to hear multiple anecdotes about such men being outwitted by animals both mute and phantasmic! Tune in to find out what I mean by that! I’m not even sure I know!!
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You play as an armadillo in this racing game. The game originally featured four separate cabinets that players could use to join in on the same race. This is the first game where the player character can actually have a heart attack! Additionally, if you do not win in your race, you will be pelted to death with tomatoes by the onlookers.