Ninja Clowns - 2016: The Game - MCIHAD
3I mean, fuck. I’d accuse the title of being some kind of horseshit Jhonen Vasquez wannabe “wacky” humor, except for the fact that it predates his main body of work by a good few years. Brace yourselves for up to ten minutes of footage of unsightly clowns (tautological, I know) murdering characters lifted out of Steven Speilberg’s television filmography and vandalizing laboratories scattered across a redundant overworld map. If nothing else, it gives us the opportunity to implant the concept of an “egg registry” into your minds forever.
Well, naturally, things start to get a little heated between the cooperating P1 and P2. The phrase “asshole clown” is deployed more than is appropriate (read: at all) ...aaaaand, this video hereby tops all previous entries as containing the worst SEO anywhere this side of the dark web.Truly, one can only expect so much mental resiliency when dealing with the unrelenting punishment that is Ninja Clowns.
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Hardcore Gaming:
If you've paid any attention to the internet when it involves video games in the past ten years, you know that the debate over whether video games can be art has been continually argued with often-misguided fervor. Whether it be Spielberg asking for a game that would make someone cry (which would make Boom Blox a success, given the number of EA execs who shed tears over the net sales of Boom Blox versus the cost of putting Spielberg's name on the box) or Roger Ebert generally being a dick about the subject, it's become ever more intensely debated as the years pass on.
Now, let's be completely honest here: in terms of debate, "games as art" is freaking ridiculous. All games are art, even if that art is completely shit. When the Octomom buys her kids a box of 128 crayolas so that all of her kids now and in the future will have a color to call their own, you can bet that whatever they come up with is going to be called art by their mother. Similar, I used to proclaim shock and awe over how a girl at my high school could constantly win art competitions by drawing pictures of smoking fetuses in the womb; after all, surely they had nothing on my paintings of blue whales fighting dragons in outer space. "Art" is a dumb term and if we're going to use it as a strawman argument against video games or for them, we probably need to be like the eskimoes describing snow and come up with newer and more specific terms if we're going to make a debate.
To start things off, I will absolutely argue that Ninja Clowns is art-tastic. In fact, it may well have inadvertently ignited the whole debate.