DON'T BUY THIS GAME! A Funny The Diofield Chronicle Micro-Review (Half a Conversation)
73The Diofield Chronicle Review in 30 seconds by a sarcastic Canadian who talks fast and GENUINELY tries not to hate the things you love. No spoilers and transcript included in description.
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Transcript: Square remakes Final Fantasy Tactics by steal Valkyria Chronicles’ story and Fire Emblem’s gameplay while Baldur’s Gate looks on furiously masturbating.
Somebody tell Square real-time with pause isn’t a new invention. Then again, someone who built their house on orderly warfare is justifiably mystified by the realisation that all this time they could have just stabbed each other without having to wait their turn. This game plays like a single-player handheld MMO for the long extinct PSP crowd. Truncated mission time. Gathering a party and pulling the dumbest motherfucker you can find, then pile on in full view of his clueless comrades before repeating the process and blowing all your summons on the boss at the end. In conclusion only for weebs with the zen like patience of the Head Abbot of Shaolin.
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