NO SALE NO BUY! A Funny Return to Monkey Island Micro-Review (Half a Conversation)

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Return to Monkey Island
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Return to Monkey Island (2022)
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Return to Monkey Island review in 30 seconds by a sarcastic Canadian who talks fast and GENUINELY tries not to hate the things you love. No spoilers and transcript included in description.

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Transcript: New monkey island be like this if you loved the original.

But I never did. In 1990 child slave me had to spend my pennies wisely and won’t buy any game without at least one visible firearm or dismemberment on the box. To me the new monkey island is--

It also looks like any modern remake of a beloved old cartoon, all jagged angles very useful for cutting up lines of pure, unfiltered nostalgia you will need to enjoy this game. Non-users can probably afford to wait for sales.



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