DON'T BUY THIS GAME! A Funny Valkyrie Elysium Micro-Review (Half a Conversation)

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VALKYRIE ELYSIUM (2022)
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Valkyrie Elysium Review in 30 seconds by a sarcastic Canadian who talks fast and GENUINELY tries not to hate the things you love. No spoilers and transcript included in description.

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Transcript: Call this what it is: New God of War as understood by a confused Japanese tourist.

I never understood the obsession between Japanese game makers and Valkyries. Oh wait, I do. Too bad the actual game sucks balls and not in the good way typical of other prestigious titles involving skimpily armored school girls fighting tentacle demons.

Dumbass story. Shit combat. Have fun stomping around the same arena—times for no real reason or discernable progress. Even headmaster Odin looks bored sitting on his throne, so in conclusion if you want to fap to violent anime chicks just play Nier Automata again.



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