DON'T PLAY THIS GAME! A Funny Overwatch 2 Micro-Review (Half a Conversation)
26Overwatch 2 Review in 30 seconds by a sarcastic Canadian who talks fast and GENUINELY tries not to hate the things you love. No spoilers and transcript included in description.
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Transcript: Blizzard, if you want to make phone games for idiot whales, just make phone games for idiot whales.
These days, whenever I start your games, I’m dreading which parts are locked away and how many fucking hamster wheels I’ll have to wear out to access them. What happened to buying a game, and then, if you like it, here’s some more? If I give you my phone number, can you quit padding out your freemium bullshit hoping someone will get confused and buy Tracer’s new purple thong?
Also, everyone knows the voice-chat recordings are just going to be filled with the sounds of a million nerds masturbating to the new fox lady so in conclusion, if you must throw money at this series just wait for the official only-fans account.
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