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Doritos Crash Course 2 (2013)

Duration: 22:18

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The REAL evil scheme in having an early filler Splatoon episode yesterday is that it knocked Splatoon way into the back slot once the "real" episode for the day went live, letting me procrastinate far more responsibly and conveniently... wait, no, that's not what I meant! Uh... clearly... I am of the opinion that procrastination is bad... and should not be tolerated... at least not without a perfectly reasonable excuse... and even then enjoyed responsibly... ... ...uh, hey, look over there! Is that some weirdoes running across a vaguely racist-by-appropriation-without-familiarity skyline doing weird stuff? ...I think because you KNOW that's what it really is, you're actually kinda required to fall for my distraction.

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Oh... great, the alien is back... ... ...the Egyptian-themed attire wasn't super great, but this jumpsuit is... ... ...riiight.... Let's just move along...

If you're of the counting nature, you could probably tell that this is the final set of courses in the game, you know I've already confessed to having given up on the notion o stage completion, and the ridiculous pricing scheme of the Expert stages means I won't even be taking a quick jaunt through them... plus the game was kinda in the process of dying, like Termina faced with a creepy staring moon drawing ever nearer! (You gotta prioritize the final acts on this world, y'know?)

Speaking of priorities... looks like I've fallen off the speedwagon and lapsed back into SCIENCE time... or worse... and this isn't exactly the right kind of venue to get overly creative, but it's done and you'll be subjected to it with or without your permission.

Actually, it's apparently WORSE, and I have no idea how deep it goes... but we have... Achievement pop-ins! It was all for meaningless accolades?! ...though I'm really confused as to why neither of these kicked in previously... I'm pretty sure I was the only one insane enough to go for stars in all the previous outings and this is most certainly NOT the first time Jinxing my opponent while wearing a FameStar outfit...

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And that's it! I swear! Doritos Crash Course 2 is dead! I couldn't go back and get some more even if I wanted to! So... was it high in sodium and artificial coloring agents for you too? (Just wash that flavor out with some Mountain Dew if you feel you need to.)

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