Eve online - wishful thinking

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Fua Consternation

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Published on August 9, 2021 5:59:31 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdCMY7MidbA

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EVE Online (2003)

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cans has thought? [initiate brain fart]

1. agency customization & the old fleet up website
2. fleet/squad invite having a hotkey. ikr?
3. hangars having the upwell stuff like ammo/fighters/fuel
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4. and while we're at it how about blocking local like amarr/jita? would couldn't that be just like 'avoid' (manage autopilot including actually ignoring the entirety of local chat whilst in the hubs)
5. how about making the stupid 'release control' of upwell icon effing bigger and less tricky to click?
6. that goddamned x in multibuy panels can stop being a game of catch me if you can
7. that jumpclone warning when jumping TO an upwell should be FROM
8. and those damn icons for standard and freight cans, couldya please make them dissimilar?

wait for it...you'll get CCP community specialist commenting, "these are great idea, post to the suggestion forum [so we can rate whether we give a shit based on likes, and since you're not making it clickbaity and hotbutton topic, you won't get hardly any so haha fu we can be lazy]"

i mean, if i really got going, and told you what i really think it be something like this...

9. why on god's green earth was KR not simply a 30d duration activation for suspect that wasn't cleared upon ship or pod death, but lasted 30d because you were a dumbass criminal. simple. effective. and if some cheesedick decided to recycle alts constantly to beat that rap then haha sucks to be your zkill ("WE DON'T CARE ABOUT ZKILL" said absolutely noone who meant it other than bragging how butter wouldn't melt on their tongues)
10. why do asteroid belts not align to their planet/moon they're nearby? i mean, i know it's dumb, and one of the very very first things i noticed about this screwy game way back in 2004...but, i mean, really? could ya not have thought of that?
11. and speaking of standard asteroid belts, why the HELL do high sec belts regenerate almost every DT to 80% volume when low sec is a lesser value? if null sec is the badlands shouldn't it be bare of valuables? shouldn't it be really difficult to be self-sufficient out there? i mean, otherwise the empires would have expanded amirite? but, w/e, adapt or die...yet it seems stupid and venal to have it so schizophrenic and opaque
12. can you just make it so guard/assist works for pvp in low/high just like it does for null...it'll mean understanding how crimewatch buggered it up, but hey you guys control the code amirite?
13. the corp infrastructure code needs to be shot at dawn, pissed on, and buried in a shallow grave.
14. and goodness sakes could you make corp theft less easy to get away with? i mean, seriously, tracking who stole something is impossible without hamstringing yourself with those ludicrous audit containers.
15. fix those damn killmail stats and add stuff inside cans inside courier contracts, etc. there's a couple other things screwy with killmails but i don't look at them everyday so forgot what they are.

and that's just off the top of my head. i'm sure i have a hundred more critical shit wrong with this game. it's not the bag of hammers that is stellaris, but holy shit.

16. why is the repair facilities at upwells free!?!?! i mean, holy crap could you allow people to set a tax comparable to the npc fees?
17. oh, and this one is so important i think it should be the #1 priority for the dev team yesterday: making the armor timer be the longest wait, since having the hull timer be the longest is stupid because of being able to warn clone owners they're going to have them locked once armor is gone. number one stupidest decision and probably manipulated by griefer trolls with malicious foresight.
18. removing the skill loss entirely from strategic cruiser skills is ridiculous based on how low the skill rank is to train in the first place. the subsystems category is all rank 1, ffs.

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19. and why the flying fuck can't we, after almost 20 years of this game, have more than 5 colors for contact tags?

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the f9 system map, alot of the time, just doesn't populate some or all of the upwell icons.

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