From the Depths 2023 Campaign #4: "End of the Golden Age of Piracy"
0All good things must come to an end. Like the Golden Age of Piracy. Ahh, big gold earrings, parrots, amputated legs with wooden poles stuck on them. When men were men, boys were also men, women were sometimes men, drunkards abounded, and the all-too common venereal diseases had no cure. No worries though, you would be far more likely to catch your death of ropeburn than syphilis. Those were the good old days.
And the Deepwater Guard was keeping that dream alive. Once, the gold dust flowed like a river and the rum flowed like an ocean and the hangovers would make you want to remove your own head with a rusty file. And the baby seals were clubbed with abandon. And unlike in our own Golden Age of Piracy, the pirates of the Deepwater Guard could fly! Yes, in craft that surely made the stoutest soul fear for their lives, they drifted around being all piratical on craft suspended by propellers or just bags of gas. Fortunately for all involved, the atmosphere of Neter is made of flubber, so even if you dropped from the sky you would probably survive.
But the glorious lifestyle of the Neter Pirates had to come to an end. They hadn't reckoned with the BOOMER NAVY, full of old farts with evil planes and airships not made of wood. We didn't hate them for their piracy. We hated them because we wanted all their stuff, and hating someone makes it much more convenient to steal from them. In fact, the BOOMER NAVY wants all of everyone's stuff, so they will get around to hating everybody else just as much in due time.
In the meantime, raise a toast to the last of the Neter Pirates.
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MY CRAFT ON THE STEAM WORKSHOP:
Deuce Fighter: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2981439884
Slider Frontsider Airship: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2981442588
Platypus2 Airship: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2981446468
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