Hahaha: Online Classes

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Published on October 10, 2020 5:35:00 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkuOMgdO6N8

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Ahh 2020, what a bad year! You see, nobody expected this kind of situation to happen, except the people from the Chinese labs. But the point is here we are, all tied into our homes thinking we never wanted this but anyways we really did. But the threshold of that happiness was around 2 to 3 months not 10, and one of the worst parts of being locked inside of your home, is being poor.
Still colleges charge the same amount of tuition fees without providing anything but digital content which is also available on YouTube, and a piece of paper saying you are graduated. This has brought us to the era of online classes. Gone are the days when teachers use to say put away your phones and concentrate on the board, damn I wish they still said that. Well I am on a computer anyways.
The real struggle begins when teachers cannot see your face clearly in 1080p. Well most first world countries think that’s the case, if you live outside of those places you will find the real struggle begins when you have to buy a webcam in the first place. The most asked question in 2020 after am I gonna die, am I audible. This has gone a long way from telling stop talking to telling say something, From telling get out of the class to telling please join the class and From telling you can now have your food, well we have our food during our classes anyways.
After 30 minutes of adjusting your mic, you find that there’s only 30 more minutes left to finish. Now that really sounds easy to do, it’s nearly impossible to not mute that class, play counterstrike in the background while listening to a YouTube podcast scrolling through Instagram in between deaths, all while simultaneously telling your parents “the lecture is going well”. But the funny part hasn’t even started. The best case scenario is when all students behave well and the teacher teaches well. It’s 2020. Best case scenarios never happen. If the class contains more than 30 students, the following accomplished by default:
Angry teacher trying to unmute us but can’t – CHECK
One student telling the teacher to press alt-f4 – CHECK
Someone with a pet screaming in the background – CHECK
Someone with a kid screaming in the background – It’s the teacher
That one kid with a loud 5$ microphone from Walmart – it’s your friend
That one kid who always stays on mute even if he’s called out – it’s you
That one kid who always answers all the questions – again it’s the teacher
And finally, the kid who gives us all the answers for the final test – google.com
But the real frustration doesn’t come from the classes themselves, it’s from all the people who are suddenly now youtubers. And it’s not because they are now taking up the space, it’s because they show you how bad your content is. Kudos to the teachers who are now uploading on YouTube, we respect you because it helps to catch-up since we don’t listen during classes anyways. But what’s up with these people posting their lunch videos. Trust me we have food too but we don’t share it. Ours isn’t as good tho.
Anyways all good things must come to an end, such as getting fat. If you haven’t gained 20 pounds this year, spent at least 16 hours a day on your screen & socialized less than 3 times a month, I’m sorry to say you are smart and we don’t allow those kinds of people here. Online classes was a great experience by far, not going to say good or bad, but it will also come to an end. The vaccines are almost ready, the lockdown tensions are slowly loosening, and places are starting to open again. Get ready guys, pack your bags and let’s get headed towards for our own VR classrooms!