[Helldivers 2] Grind The Bots Down Until The Sparks Cry For Mercy
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Funny how the loudest voices on Super Earth are always the ones furthest from the front...
We were following orders. We were told the DSS needed to be brought online to turn the tide. We were told to destroy 200 million Automatons. And we did our part. We bled. We died. We didn’t complain. We didn’t scream betrayal on Reddit or send death threats over fan art of SEAF troopers. We picked up our rifles, we dropped into hell, and we fought. I went back to the Botfront, thinking we had Super Earth covered. A hundred thousand Helldivers were still on-planet. I thought we could spare a few soldiers to keep the DSS from falling into irrelevance — to get it online in time for the counteroffensive. And now the blame game starts. Everyone's scrambling to point fingers. I braced for the usual — Botdivers getting crucified like we blew up Super Earth ourselves. But instead? The tide turned. Some folks started asking why the Bugdivers were so damn quiet when the Illuminate landed on our capital. Why did they sit on their kill counts and never set foot on Super Earth? Why are the only people doing real work the ones being screamed at?
Then came TheColeBrew — Helldivers' favorite vulture — declaring us Botdivers useless, saying fixing the DSS is a waste of time. Funny, coming from a guy whose entire war effort consists of stealing Reddit clips and reposting them on YouTube. I've seen SEAF interns with more combat hours than him. Say what you want about us — at least we're out here doing something. No, it's the people actually following orders who are getting spit on by so-called "influencers" like TheColeBrew. He says we're useless. That we're wasting time. That the DSS isn't worth it. Not the Bugdivers who couldn’t be bothered to lift a finger when the Illuminate invaded. Not the cowards sitting in the outer rim grinding credits. No, it’s the people actually following orders. Every time the war doesn’t go according to someone’s Reddit spreadsheet, it's our fault. Never mind, we had a Major Order of our own. Never mind we’re trying to bring the DSS online, so we have something that can punch a hole in the Illuminate fleet. No, clearly it's us — the ones covered in coolant and Autobot guts — who are to blame.
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