[Helldivers 2] Post-Illuminate Relaxation Therapy: Bot Murder
11Intro by Galactic War: • Automaton Opportunism — Helldivers 2 brief...
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We Saved Super Earth, and All I Got Was This Bot War. I should be furious. I should be broken. But honestly? This feels like a vacation. No cloaked horrors, no mind-warping psionics, no orbital collapse above my head. Just good old-fashioned machines to shoot, crush, and melt. They march in straight lines and blow up when I hit them. It’s clean. Predictable. Almost peaceful. This new Major Order is simple: defend five worlds from the Automatons. No secret malware to upload. No ancient alien fleet to outwit. Just me, a rifle, some orbital napalm, and a pile of walking scrap that needs recycling. I may be tired, but I’m not done.
There’s no rest for the Helldivers, they said. But this? This is as close to rest as a Helldiver gets. We’ve got five major invasions to repel. Doesn’t matter if you’re dead on your feet — grab your rifle, check your stratagems, and drop. Because rest is for the dead, and duty never ends. Not while there’s still one Autobot clanking around in our galaxy.