Hobbs Vs Shaw Ft. Brixton (Dwayne Johnson Vs Jason Statham Fast And Furious Parody)
8,840I really enjoyed the Hobbs Vs Shaw film hopefully my impressions were not too terrible lol.
Thank you to Copyright Free Music for their beat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D-LoMTbvx4
Chucky vs chucky will probably be next week
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Here's the lyrics -
HOBBS SHAW BRIXTON
WHO?!
IS THE MANLIEST MAN?
EVERYBODY KNOWS I AM,
HIT EM WITH A WHAM BAM VAN DAMME,
GONNA BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES BEGGING PLEASE,
WHO?!
IS THE MANLIEST MAN?
EVERYBODY KNOWS I AM,
I’M A FREAKING TANK YOU’RE A MINI VAN,
GONNA BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES BEGGING PLEASE,
SURELY YOU KNOW SHAW’S A ONE MAN BAND,
SURGICAL AND STEALTH TELL YOUR GUY TO GET CANNED,
WELL THAT’S THE ICING ON THE CAKE, BIG MISTAKE,
YOU WANT ME TO WORK WITH HOBBS FOR GOODNESS SAKE?!!
EVERY STEP HE TAKES CAUSES AN EARTHQUAKE,
HE’S A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP EVERYTHING BREAKS,
HE’S DUMBO THE ELEPHANT WITH EXTRA DUMB!
COME TO THINK ABOUT IT HOBBS WHAT’S ONE PLUS ONE?
IT’S TWO, AND LUCKY FOR YOU, IT’S JUST ONE,
I’LL BE DAMNED IF I’M GONNA WORK WITH THIS POMMY DUNCE,
YOUR VOICE MAKES ME WANNA WEAR SILENT EARMUFFS,
AND FLY OUT TO SPACE BUT IT STILL WOULDN’T BE ENOUGH,
JUST KNOWING YOUR LITTLE UGLY FACE WAS STILL ON EARTH,
GIVES ME THE CREEPS MAN IT REALLY HITS A NERVE,
NOW PLEASE, DO ME A FAVOUR YOUR MAJESTY,
GET YOUR NASALLY HARRY POTTER ASS OFF THIS TEAM,
WHO?!
IS THE MANLIEST MAN?
EVERYBODY KNOWS I AM,
HIT EM WITH A WHAM BAM VAN DAMME,
GONNA BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES BEGGING PLEASE,
WHO?!
IS THE MANLIEST MAN?
EVERYBODY KNOWS I AM,
I’M A FREAKING TANK YOU’RE A MINI VAN,
GONNA BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES BEGGING PLEASE,
WORKING WITH THIS PEANUT HEADED INCREDIBLE HULK,
IS LIKE TEACHING A RHINO TO DO THE WALTZ,
MEALS EVERY 20 MINUTES AND DRINKS WITH YOLK,
YOU’RE ONLY GOOD FOR ONE THING HOBBS, INSULTS,
I’M GOOD FOR LOTS OF THINGS SHAW, ASK YOUR SISTER,
SHE DIDN’T COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SIZE WHEN I... KISSED HER,
IN FACT I THINK WE MIGHT BE GOING ON A DATE,
I SURE HOPE SHE CAN HANDLE ALL THE MEAT ON MY PLATE,
BOYS BOYS QUIT YOUR WHINING WILL YA,
WHEN IT COMES TO THE TOUGHEST DOG I’M RIGHT HERE,
GENETICALLY ENHANCED MANKIND’S EVOLUTION,
WHEN THE SNOWFLAKE VIRUS DROPS I’LL BE THE SOLUTION,
NOW GIVE ME THE GIRL, SHE’S GOT MY PROPERTY,
AND MAKE IT SNAPPY, I WON’T ASK AGAIN NICELY,
I’LL HAVE TO THROW SOME PUNCHES, THEY’LL SEND YOU FLYING,
YOUR CRACKED JAW IN SLOW MOTION SOO SATISFYING,
WHO?!
IS THE MANLIEST MAN?
EVERYBODY KNOWS I AM,
HIT EM WITH A WHAM BAM VAN DAMME,
GONNA BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES BEGGING PLEASE,
WHO?!
IS THE MANLIEST MAN?
EVERYBODY KNOWS I AM,
I’M A FREAKING TANK YOU’RE A MINI VAN,
GONNA BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES BEGGING PLEASE,
HOBBS GET YOU AND YOUR TINY JUNK OVER HERE,
WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER TO BEAT HIM YOU HEAR,
UH HUH LOUD AND CLEAR, WE’LL MAKE HIM DISAPPEAR,
BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, I GOT A MASSIVE SPEAR,
I CAN HEAR YOU YOU KNOW, STOP COMPARING WINGSPAN,
I THINK HE CAN HEAR US, WE SHOULD PROBABLY KILL THIS MAN,
YOU CAN’T KILL ME I’M BLACK SUPERMAN,
ME AND HOBBS LEARNT TO DANCE, I THINK WE CANCAN,
WHO?!
IS THE MANLIEST MAN?
EVERYBODY KNOWS I AM,
HIT EM WITH A WHAM BAM VAN DAMME,
GONNA BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES BEGGING PLEASE,
WHO?!
IS THE MANLIEST MAN?
EVERYBODY KNOWS I AM,
I’M A FREAKING TANK YOU’RE A MINI VAN,
GONNA BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES BEGGING PLEASE,