Game:

Heroes of Might and Magic III (1999)

Duration: 1:42

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Welcome to Dungeon.

Starving in darkness
feasting on each others' flesh for 10,000 years
Here only predators survive.

Every move is pure calculation:
profit and loss, calories and risk
Each servant competent, precise and expendable.

Your wizards mined in secret, lusting for our glittering jewels
digging past holy wards, opening paths to the Deep Ways.

With baubles we bought your ruin, raising gates to Earth's inner realms
baptizing them in the blood of gremlin slaves.

And so we found you:
delicious, rich, and unprepared
Time to remember why your kind fear the dark.

Weep as your women go in chains to the breeding pits, your men to the arena
Led by trogs who have never seen the light
Owned by dragons immune to God's grace
and possessed by the will of tentacled Masters.

Rejoice at the end of your meaningless freedom!
In the Dungeon, you will always matter:
first as money, then as meat.

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