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Ultimate Fishing Simulator (2018)

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You guys are like my children. You know what dad’s do with their children, right? No, not that; THEY TAKE THEM FISHING. So, that’s what we are doing and what we will proceed to do periodically until you are old enough to knock up a girl sometime during middle school and abandon me for a life on the run from child support. As part of these fishing trips, I will be telling you magnificent stories from my life. You will have a wealth of knowledge and experience from these stories and I know you will live a better life because of them.

Welcome back to Ultimate Fishing Simulator. I know we already did a video of this game recently, but I liked it and it inspired me to start this little Fishing Trip series where I will be like a really really horrible dad and tell you stories that no self-respecting man would ever tell their children while trying to bond. Ultimate Fishing Simulator has that sort of effect on me where I feel like there is some sort of tradition being upheld and that I should be camping out, making some smores, teaching my kid how to hook a worm and stand around for 4 hours reeling in nothing. But the benefit is that I go on a fishing trip and tell some wonderful stories that my children have absolutely no interest in and will probably be offended by.

I won’t only be making these fishing trip stories offensive though, some will be more serious or even sad. I guess it will just depend on the day and what I feel like BSing about. Hopefully you dig this concept and can get comfy and enjoy some stories from ol’ papa Deli.

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